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Advertisers will now be allowed to fund their campaigns through innovative payment methods like bitcoin, personal checks from Michael Cohen, and Russian money laundering.
We’re redesigning Facebook Messenger with fun new sticker packs that make it easy to deny the holocaust in everyday conversation!
Read more innovative Facebook features inspired by the Trump campaign in my latest piece: What Facebook Learned from the Trump Campaign @ Little Old Lady Comedy.
3M Command Hooks can transform any space into a fully-functional storage solution, and they come in a variety of shapes and styles: Keep track of your keys with a Command Mini-Hook (conveniently sold in a 9-pack!). Stop piling your clothes on the bathroom floor and start draping them gingerly from the elegant, water-resistant Command Bathroom Hook! Or just elevate your one pre-tied tie to a place of prominence by hanging it on a classic Command Hook. Yes, 3M Command Hooks can truly tackle even your most treacherous hanging dilemmas!
Learn more about my unique religious beliefs in my new piece: Excuse Me, But Have You Heard the Good News About 3M Command Hooks? @ Little Old Lady Comedy.
11 PM: Invite Vlad back to hotel. 11:01 PM: Hide disappointment when Vlad politely declines to spend the night. 11:30 PM: Return to hotel for ice cream and journaling. 1 AM: Text Vlad “u up?” 7 AM: Apologize to Vlad for texting at 1 AM, then make it up to him by withdrawing from NATO.
Find out what to expect in Helsinki with the secret Agenda for the Upcoming Trump/Putin Summit @ Little Old Lady Comedy.