Everyone knows I'm an amateur internet wine expert, but did you know I'm also an amateur internet fitness expert?
Step 1. Take off the fitness tracker. You won’t need it.
Learn the #1 workout for burning off those Cantober Fest calories in in my latest piece at Little Old Lady Comedy. LOL-ReadMe
It all begins with the sweet, familiar flavor of pumpkin, but this time there’s a twist: The cinnamon has been freshly roasted by a massive wildfire in the Pacific Northwest and the signature Malaysian nutmeg has been deported and replaced with all-American mayonnaise.
Find out all the flavors that await in "Introducing the 2020 Pumpkin Spice Latte" at Little Old Lady Comedy. LOL-ReadMe
Everyone in D.C. is talking about this week's bombshell op-ed:
The true challenge facing Monica–– a challenge which dear Monica does not seem to fully comprehend–– is that many of the Pack Parents on this email chain have been working diligently from within to frustrate parts of her agenda, especially that terrible block party idea. I should know. I am one of those parents.
More shocking revelations await: Read I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Cub Scout Pack 403 at Little Old Lady Comedy
Are you excited for fall TV? Check out my exclusive preview of the hottest new shows (as seen on the sides of buses), like this one:
A Million Little Things (ABC) The guy from Office Space battles chronic constipation while surrounded by either people he went to college with and their spouses OR his mixed-race adopted brothers and sisters–– all of whom are still reeling from the untimely crock-pot-related death of their father.
Or there's my personal favorite:
God Friended Me (CBS) It’s a CBS procedural about catfishing crimes investigated by a devoutly religious naval forensic investigator and his wise-cracking, skeptical partner, Lucy Lui.
Read them all in my Fall TV Previews (Based On Their Bus Ads) at Little Old Lady Comedy!
LITTLE OLD LADY EXCLUSIVE: I got my hands on a top secret (and totally not fake) memo from Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella to all the employees at Bing:
Hey team! By now I’m sure you’ve seen the news about President Trump attacking Google for promoting “anti-Trump news” in its search results. Obviously we respect the work of our competitors in Mountain View, but this is also a marketing opportunity we can’t afford to pass up. With a solid 38% base we could finally bring Bing’s market share into the double digits!
Read Satya's new slogan ideas ("Bing: What Are You, A Cuck?") in The MAGA-Approved Search Engine! at Little Old Lady Comedy!
Does the separation of children from their parents get you down? Well cheer up, because we’re redistributing these adorable children to any American looking for a new accessory to show off at brunch!
Read more about the GOP's exciting new platform in my latest piece at Little Old Lady Comedy!
Advertisers will now be allowed to fund their campaigns through innovative payment methods like bitcoin, personal checks from Michael Cohen, and Russian money laundering.
We’re redesigning Facebook Messenger with fun new sticker packs that make it easy to deny the holocaust in everyday conversation!
Read more innovative Facebook features inspired by the Trump campaign in my latest piece: What Facebook Learned from the Trump Campaign @ Little Old Lady Comedy.