LITTLE OLD LADY EXCLUSIVE: I got my hands on a top secret (and totally not fake) memo from Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella to all the employees at Bing:

Hey team! By now I’m sure you’ve seen the news about President Trump attacking Google for promoting “anti-Trump news” in its search results. Obviously we respect the work of our competitors in Mountain View, but this is also a marketing opportunity we can’t afford to pass up. With a solid 38% base we could finally bring Bing’s market share into the double digits!

Read Satya's new slogan ideas ("Bing: What Are You, A Cuck?") in The MAGA-Approved Search Engine! at Little Old Lady Comedy!